L.O.V.E. on the C.T.A.

OK, I'm all "hurray for love" and junk, but seriously kids? Can you not keep your hands off each other for like three minutes? Do you really have to be touching Every. Single. Minute?

Gross.

This annoying couple clearly just met on eHarmony.com about 2 weeks ago.. they SHOVED onto the most crowded train ever. He was a total mouth breather. She was codependent. They refused to stop touching each other at all times. Instead of hanging onto the wall or the bar, she just hung onto him. I could barely hang on to my lunch.

Just wait until she's still clinging to him about 7 years into the loveless marriage. He will take a second job at the Jiffy Lube. She will make bundt cakes.