It's Rude To Point

But apparently I did it anyway.
the Red Line makes me seepy-seeps...
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My Line Is... "Would You Be Having Wine with Dinner?"

$10 for anyone who knows what movie that is from

And then... and then... and Oh my God, then I ...

and then I talked and talked until you just imploded...
OK, so I love this trick... and the truth is.. this trick never works...
The guy and the girl in this picture were on the red line.. and the girl would NOT SHUT UP.. I mean, she barely let the guy get a word in edgewise.. but the big kicker was that she was so LOUD that everyone on the el could hear pretty much every word of her conversation. The guy would respond to her in a really quiet voice.. and I have tried this trick with loud talkers.. as if to indicate that their megaphone voice was not appropriate... but guess what.. dumb girl kept talking at full volume. Poor thing...

American Girls Love my Bluetooth headset

Hey Girl! I got me a new Sprint Phone!

Jealous?
Huh?

God I hope I make it home in time for the Stargate: Atlantis Marathon!!!!!

I'm guessing she's not reading "Womens Wear Daily"

SEGURIDAD!!!!!

Asleep on the job.
This guy totally reminded me of those SNL skits where they would do "da bears"
He was full on snoring during the southbound commute.... loved it