Chatty Cathy

This girl is holding her nose because her boyfriend would not shut the F up about how he could never live in Chicago. His attitude STANK!

Too many stairs to get to the el... Too hard to park the car... Blah blah ...

Non stop chatter.

By the end of the ride I was convinced that he was the one with a vagina. Plus we all know how cool you have to be to wear sunglasses underground ...

She can't wait for this tragic Internet date to get back on his Southwest flight back to his douchebag job as a bank manager in Buckhead ..