Screaming Mimi

WHY SO LOUD ON YOUR PHONE MISS?

Litereally Shouting into her phone

But no, seriously I loved hearing all about your wedding planning. All. The. Way. Home.

ARNOLD HORSHACK SPOTTED ON PURPLE LINE

and he wouldn't stop talking.
Shocker.

Chatty Cathy

This girl is holding her nose because her boyfriend would not shut the F up about how he could never live in Chicago. His attitude STANK!

Too many stairs to get to the el... Too hard to park the car... Blah blah ...

Non stop chatter.

By the end of the ride I was convinced that he was the one with a vagina. Plus we all know how cool you have to be to wear sunglasses underground ...

She can't wait for this tragic Internet date to get back on his Southwest flight back to his douchebag job as a bank manager in Buckhead ..

Something tells me....

...he was done listing to her waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before they hit the Clark and Lake stop...

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WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO???

OK, so this guy had on headphones.. and was not sitting next to anyone he knew, as far as I could tell.. yet he was just gabbin' away... talk talk talk.. chat chat chat... Maybe he was listening to Rosetta Stone: Portuguese? More likely it was "MuggleCast"

I love that NON STOP CHATTER!!!!

sing along with me!
I love the NON STOP CHATTER!
You're just as LOUD AS YOU CAN BE!
I love the NON STOP CHATTER!
Tell us all about your STD!
I love the NON STOP CHATTER!
Your boyfriend hates your face!
I love the NON STOP CHATTER!
Your whiny voice I can't erase!


ONE MORE TIME!!!!

yak yak yak yak yak

I love to hear the sound of my own VOICE!

WHAT?????? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!

MY BOOBS ABSORB ALL SOUND!!!!!!!!!
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK UP!

OK, bad pics... but...go with me here...

These two freaks worked my last nerve.
MY LAST ONE!!!
SHE:
G I A N T backpack full of $hit with stupid danglie things hanging all over it. She enters the car SCREAMING into her phone "um, where are you? I don't see you! You said you were in the fourth car! Where are you??? Oh, wait!!! I see you!!! Ok I see you!!! Hey, Here I come!!!"

Great, "lady". Please tell me about the next time you plan to take a dump while you're at it.

HE:
Smelled like Campbell's chicken noodle soup with stale cheetoes.

Enjoy public transit.

HEY EVERYONE!! IT'S TELEVISON'S CRYSTAL BERNARD FROM THE HIT SHOW "WINGS"!!!

and guess what?
She's another non stop chatty kathy.

And then... and then... and Oh my God, then I ...

and then I talked and talked until you just imploded...
OK, so I love this trick... and the truth is.. this trick never works...
The guy and the girl in this picture were on the red line.. and the girl would NOT SHUT UP.. I mean, she barely let the guy get a word in edgewise.. but the big kicker was that she was so LOUD that everyone on the el could hear pretty much every word of her conversation. The guy would respond to her in a really quiet voice.. and I have tried this trick with loud talkers.. as if to indicate that their megaphone voice was not appropriate... but guess what.. dumb girl kept talking at full volume. Poor thing...