READ MY PANTS

seriously, sometimes this shit just doesn't even need commentary.

FRIDAY TRAINSCAPES

CTA No-no

NO CLIPPING FINGERNAILS ON THE CTA. You are VILE.

What can BROWN do for you?

...apparently, everything.

This guy had on brown sox, brown shirt, brown shoes, brown shorts, a picture of a brown Tootsie roll on his shirt... and a brown Root Beer. Now if I could only remember what train line he was on.......

Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love (on Tuesday)

CTA CELEBWATCH!!!!! AMY SEDARIS!!!!!!!

Meet me under the tracks. Brown line. Addison stop.

Cutie with "trainers"

Reader submission from someone who used to live across the pond notes that "this cutie wears trainers"
I say I wouldn't mind getting all bangers and mash with him!

ATTENTION PASSENGERS!!! HOT BROWN LINE RIDER ALERT!!

Skirt? Or Gramma's Tablecloth?

Hi. I'm Rude. I don't hold the door for you. I'm very busy brushing my hair.

If I eat on the el platform...

...then none of my sorority sisters need to know that I'm even really eating!

See you at initiation!

Does this eating disorder make me look fat?

RUDE GIRL

Girl with the tacky red bag totally didn't hold the door for the girl who was walking behind her... probably because the door was so heavy... this anorexic long lost Olsen twin didn't have the energy (or manners) until she meandered to Dunkin Donuts.

She didn't have the manners AFTER Dunkin Donuts either, but she got the triple shot no foam skim pumpkin spiced chai latte with cinnamon. It goes so well with coke. And her rain boots.

Well Fed Friday

don't hate... it's glandular...

Reader Submission

reader "DM" states..."hey.. it isn't that hard to snap pix after all!!!"
Thanks, DM!!!!

L I T T E R B U G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I will just preface by saying that today is a shitty day all around. The news... the weather... random family drama and other crap... so to add to all of this, I get on the brown line today and this guy unwraps a piece of candy and THROWS THE WRAPPER OUT THE DOOR while we are at the stop. I seriously just did a double take, like "um, did you just do that?" I was speechless?!

Do people have such blatant disregard and disrespect for their surroundings? Did he even realize he did it? Does he throw his trash on the ground at his job or at home?

Today is a "I have waning faith in humanity" day.

Uncool, dude. Really uncool...

VINTAGE ROCK on the CTA

I found these in the archives from like 2000... see I have been doing this for waaaaaay too long..
These pics were taken with an "eyemodule" attachment to a Palm device.. anyone remember those?

Hunky Tuesday Part Deux

Couple more for ya...

rEaDeR sUbMiSSioN wEEk!!!!!

Please notice the ONE sock.
And remember... boobs speak louder that words.
THANKS Z!!!!