reader submission

No thanks.. I don't need a seat. THANKS M.E.!!!

Red Line Red Pants Rudeness

Rush Hour Manners

Thank you "A.S." for this grand reader submission of good subway manners!

RUDE DUDE: American Airlines Edition...

Rude rude rude.

Nope, I'm not gonna move.. I"m gonna take up two seats..

well guess what, Grizzly Adams.. now everyone knows you're a SEAT HOG.
JERK!

Hi. I'm Rude. I don't hold the door for you. I'm very busy brushing my hair.

RUDE GIRL

Girl with the tacky red bag totally didn't hold the door for the girl who was walking behind her... probably because the door was so heavy... this anorexic long lost Olsen twin didn't have the energy (or manners) until she meandered to Dunkin Donuts.

She didn't have the manners AFTER Dunkin Donuts either, but she got the triple shot no foam skim pumpkin spiced chai latte with cinnamon. It goes so well with coke. And her rain boots.

The Blatant Over the Shoulder Reader

No thanks.

I'm not interested in holding the door for you. I'm just rude that way.
I learnt it from my pappy. He teached me manners real good like.

Nice Try

I love this trick.
a.) place all of your sh!t on the seat next to you so no one will sit next to you
b.) pretend to sleep during rush hour

OK, let's just say it's RUDE. Hi!!! Pregnant lady over there!!! Rickety old man on the floor! Me! (Hey, I want a seat too!!!)

Anyway, PICK UP YOUR SH!T!!!!!!

I LOVE TO TAKE UP TWO SEATS WITH MY GIANT LEATHER COAT

..which is always a great choice in June. Big heavy leather coat. Way to think that one through, ding dong.

This guy was so rude.. would not move for anyone.. took up two seats on the very crowded brown line... and listened to his bad music way too loud. His earphones were like speakers. Stop pretending you are asleep. I can see your eyes are open, mister!

Blech. Rude!!! And that dumb toothpick in your mouth makes you look like a farmer.

Sir, I suggest that you CTRL+ALT+DEL - you need to RESTART!