Some frosting on your commute???

how this girl didn't fall with the cake is TOTALLY beyond me. This was a disaster waiting to happen. I RAN off this train. I didn't want chocolate frosting all over my white capri pants.. what would everyone say when I got to work at Dress Barn???

hold me all night long, mister hunk.

READ MY PANTS

seriously, sometimes this shit just doesn't even need commentary.

BUTT wait there's more!

cutie booties on the el

Fierce

Cutie on the 144

Thanks A.D!

Mercedes from Televion's GLEE .. on the RED LINE!

I AM SCREAMING INTO MY PHONE!

Hunky Monkey

Ever wonder what happend to Annie from 1981?

Papa Smurf is now homeless

Thanks CD

ShirtDress

The Robert Verdi project needs help. Thanks KW!

HUNK

I love me a military man.

Is that CARRIE???

no... it's just a guy in a pink and purple tutu, but I can see how you'd make that mistake.

reader submission

No thanks.. I don't need a seat. THANKS M.E.!!!

Bike to work day. Via the El

not really that interesting, but I always appreciate when people get to use the CTA to take their bikes around town... it's kind of a nice bonus. seriously.

Screaming Mimi

WHY SO LOUD ON YOUR PHONE MISS?

H U N K H U N K H U N K

in kind of a Clark Kent way...

reader submission

Who doesn't love a box of red wine on the red line!!! Thanks RS!!

Yes please.

Bible Study

I thought this guy was relatively cute until I saw him gettin down with Joel Osteen which in my book is tatamount to being a crazy bible basher. However, if he was reading "The Tammy Faye Story" then this would be a whole other matter...

FRIDAY TRAINSCAPES

INTERNATIONAL reader submission

Canada counts as international, bitches. Someone had her wig on backwards!

I think by this time we all know how I feel about this...

why can't she be like the nicely put together girl next to her?? you don't see HER pulling Cover Girl Lash Blast out of HER Kate Spade bag, now DO YOU?

WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK

he kinda had a Channing Tatum thing going on. and I kinda had a boner going on. (note the girl reading "Dear John" -- she probably eats ice cream in the dark and cries at Lifetime movies.

reader submission

he's like artsy and junk. Love the BandW. Nice touch. Thx reader!

Friday Trainscapes: STATION EDITION

OK, I just saw this for the first time recently and I have to tell you I FREAKING LOVE these murals.. so so so f*cking cute.

What happened to all of those Hot Ab and Fitch models from the 90s???

was this guy on American Idol?

Hunky Furry Tuesday

This guy was freaking gorgeous.

Mouthbreather Monday

Mouthbreather Monday

Friday FIERCEness

Knit one, Pearl (from Television's 227) two...

Reader Submission HUNK

Thanks, AD!!!

Eat Pray Love your wig.

Fur real??? Fur Sure!

God, I love it.... I"m on the Wookie express!

HONGRY

Love my READERS!!! Thanks for this one.

I meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is FIERCE. thank you dear gentle reader...

RED HOT RED HEAD HUNK on the RED LINE

thank you dear reader....

When Parker Posey auditioned for "Twilight"

Hunky Tuesday

Just 'cuz

CTA No-no

NO CLIPPING FINGERNAILS ON THE CTA. You are VILE.

What do you think about my Dangling Carrot?

OK, a big huge thank you to my pallie Paulie for getting me off my FAT blogger ass and getting me back in the swing of things..

his post today on his ALWAYS HILARIOUS blog (http://dangling-carrots.blogspot.com/) mentioned an "incident" that I have found all too often in my tales....

I suggest you go and take a big read... and be warned.. I"m BACK!!! tell your friends... I want my numbers to break more than 4 readers a day.. LOL

Love to ride that CTA

D-ROCK

(don't forget how much I loves me some reader submissions... send to ROCKontheCTA@gmail.com)

First Hunky Tuesday of 2010

and it's a WHOPPER. Thanks A.d.S.!!!