Hunky Holiday Tuesday

You know who you are, S. S......

"227" Reality Show coming your way!!!!!!!

Here's two candidates for the role of "Pearl"
I just happened to be scouting for them on the bus... and they were sitting RIGHT ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER!!!

It was amazing, but you could really feel the tension. "Pearl #1" was totally hating on "Pearl #2"







Oh, and by the way, both of them smelled like a combination of #1 and #2.

Liza was on my bus today

And she's still CRAZY WITH A "Z"

OK, Yes, I know I'm only going away for one short Christian Retreat weekend, but...

BUT I REALLY NEED to bring the following things:
- hot rollers
- "Holy rollers Bible for the 90210 set"
- stretch pants, blue
- stretch pants, black
- stretch pants, purple
- slippers
- robe
- nicorette gum, pepermint (smoking is a SIN)
- GOOD bra/panties in case there is a cute guy at my Christian Retreat
- Checkers
- backgammon
- lemon scented candles
- Jean Nate body splash
- etc. etc. etc.

I mean, REALLY?!?!?! What have you got in your giant backpack that didn't fit into your giant suitcase and totebag????????????????

We come to America...

...for great deal on shoes.

How much crazy can you fit in one seat on the bus?

Apparently, a whole f*ckload of crazy.
This guy, in addition to laughing about every 30 seconds or so, was your standard homeless guy with a backpack full of things like bananas, batteries and medical tape (notice that a strip of tape makes it to his forehead before the ride is over...).

He's also sitting next to Tina Turner's mom.

But to top it all off, I'm a tad perplexed at why he's wearing elbow pads. Perhaps he's going rollerblading after he yells at the lint in the corner?

Enjoy.