JANE!!! GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING!!! JAAAAAAANNNNEEEEE!!!

I'm pretty sure that this girl is frantically looking in her purse for no reason just so she doesn't have to look at the girl w/ the orange glasses and her pink haired boyfriend.
Well, at least they're colorful!!!

what the.............

thank you, dear reader, for this...

Is that a banana in your pocket?

or are you just happy to be on the blue line?
Thanks, U.T.!!!

Swine Flu Mondays

Thanks, AA!!!

Crazy on Line 2

this girl was SCREAMING on the phone to her boyfriend when we were on the train... she got off and everyone realized that her BF was in the car ahead of her.. she was rippin' him a new one... it sure got everyone up and awake at 6am today!

when did little bo peep get a blackberry?

thanks, CA!!!

Rubber Sole

It's gotta be the shoes.
Condom tied to shoelaces.. in case of CTA emergency? HUH?
Thanks, "RR"!!

Eye of the Tiger

OK, try to see the guy with the blonde hair in front of the man with the hat. Well, according to reader "RD" he brought his pet stuffed tiger onto the bus (see him behind glass???)
He proceeded to stroke his mane.
Good kitty!
Thanks, RD!

Suck on you.

(uses Andy Rooney voice:) "Don't you hate it when your bag gets stuck in the subway doors????"

I See El Riders

Via my fab goggles.
Thanks CC!

They broke up on the Red Line...

.... because her boots were pure Purple Line...

I NEED A CIGGY! AND A MOUNTAIN DEW BIG GULP!

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO???

OK, so this guy had on headphones.. and was not sitting next to anyone he knew, as far as I could tell.. yet he was just gabbin' away... talk talk talk.. chat chat chat... Maybe he was listening to Rosetta Stone: Portuguese? More likely it was "MuggleCast"

It *looks* like he was doing the crossword....

...but in reality, he was totally checking out that girls boobs the whole ride home.

READER SUBMISSION!

Thank you thank you thank you to reader "G" who sent this to me today.
You probably can't read the button on her hat, but it reads:

"where would Jesus keep his gun?"

My guess is he'd probably take it on the 151 just like this lady did...
THANKS, G!!!

How much crazy can you fit in one seat on the bus?

Apparently, a whole f*ckload of crazy.
This guy, in addition to laughing about every 30 seconds or so, was your standard homeless guy with a backpack full of things like bananas, batteries and medical tape (notice that a strip of tape makes it to his forehead before the ride is over...).

He's also sitting next to Tina Turner's mom.

But to top it all off, I'm a tad perplexed at why he's wearing elbow pads. Perhaps he's going rollerblading after he yells at the lint in the corner?

Enjoy.

LEFT HANDED A$$HOLE FREAKSHOW

Yes, I will make fun of you for being left handed because you CROWDED in front of me, you Drakkar Noir smelling, pleated pants wearing freakshow.

He also stared at his crackberry laughing to himself. Not a cute laugh. More like a "I chopped up your grandma with a hacksaw" laugh.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.....