Monday, August 4, 2008

John McCain waits for train

"Now DAGNABBIT! Where is that elevated railroad car? Eh sonny? I don't believe in socialized medicine, but I sure as gobsmacks believe in elves, Eskimos, leprechauns, aliens, lesbians and ELEVATED TRAINS!!! Also! I want to sit in the smoking car, and I need a Rob Roy. Don't look at me you crazy youn'in, just because I don't know how to use that new fangled internet!?!?!?!"

"Where's my TRAIN?????????"

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