MY LAST ONE!!!
SHE:
G I A N T backpack full of $hit with stupid danglie things hanging all over it. She enters the car SCREAMING into her phone "um, where are you? I don't see you! You said you were in the fourth car! Where are you??? Oh, wait!!! I see you!!! Ok I see you!!! Hey, Here I come!!!"
Great, "lady". Please tell me about the next time you plan to take a dump while you're at it.
HE:
Smelled like Campbell's chicken noodle soup with stale cheetoes.
Enjoy public transit.
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