Smell my pits

ButLemmeTellYouAnotherStorrrrrrry.......

I can't say that I'm 100% sure that this guy was drunk, but the singing, the falling over, the laughing at lint balls and the smell of Ketel One Gimlets were hints that I don't think Sherlock Holmes would have missed...

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Apparently, as per LK, this fine young man was eating a really stinky curry..

mmmmm thank you for sharing!

I'm just gonna say it...

this girl REEKED of onions, Jean Nate, and chloroform.

somebody farted

but it wasn't me. I swear.

Riddle me this...

What's black and white and smells like urine?


Answer: the North and Clybourne stop.

OK, bad pics... but...go with me here...

These two freaks worked my last nerve.
MY LAST ONE!!!
SHE:
G I A N T backpack full of $hit with stupid danglie things hanging all over it. She enters the car SCREAMING into her phone "um, where are you? I don't see you! You said you were in the fourth car! Where are you??? Oh, wait!!! I see you!!! Ok I see you!!! Hey, Here I come!!!"

Great, "lady". Please tell me about the next time you plan to take a dump while you're at it.

HE:
Smelled like Campbell's chicken noodle soup with stale cheetoes.

Enjoy public transit.

What do you think they smell like?

my guess is patchouli + dirty armpit + stale soup