Screaming Mimi

WHY SO LOUD ON YOUR PHONE MISS?

Litereally Shouting into her phone

But no, seriously I loved hearing all about your wedding planning. All. The. Way. Home.

Something tells me....

...he was done listing to her waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before they hit the Clark and Lake stop...

I love that NON STOP CHATTER!!!!

sing along with me!
I love the NON STOP CHATTER!
You're just as LOUD AS YOU CAN BE!
I love the NON STOP CHATTER!
Tell us all about your STD!
I love the NON STOP CHATTER!
Your boyfriend hates your face!
I love the NON STOP CHATTER!
Your whiny voice I can't erase!


ONE MORE TIME!!!!

WHAT?????? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!

MY BOOBS ABSORB ALL SOUND!!!!!!!!!
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK UP!

OK, bad pics... but...go with me here...

These two freaks worked my last nerve.
MY LAST ONE!!!
SHE:
G I A N T backpack full of $hit with stupid danglie things hanging all over it. She enters the car SCREAMING into her phone "um, where are you? I don't see you! You said you were in the fourth car! Where are you??? Oh, wait!!! I see you!!! Ok I see you!!! Hey, Here I come!!!"

Great, "lady". Please tell me about the next time you plan to take a dump while you're at it.

HE:
Smelled like Campbell's chicken noodle soup with stale cheetoes.

Enjoy public transit.

HEY EVERYONE!! IT'S TELEVISON'S CRYSTAL BERNARD FROM THE HIT SHOW "WINGS"!!!

and guess what?
She's another non stop chatty kathy.

Yakety Yakety Yak Yak Yak

OK, this girl was picking up her mom from the airport yesterday and not only did she talk NON STOP, but it was also INCREDIBLY LOUD and she had absolutely no idea that her volume was about an 11. I learned more about this incredibly annoying girl than I ever need to know, including the frightening fact that she is a schoolteacher. Clearly she will now be sending a room full of students out into the world thinking that you have to yell in public transportation. I heard her talk about how her sister didn't trust her to watch the dog. I heard about the gloves she bought to match her scarf. I heard her talk to the woman who did her nails on the phone (also incredibly loud). She was pretty oblivious to everyone's glares and stares around her. I came incredibly close to asking her to shut the hell up, but then instead, I figured I'd just post her picture here for people to see what a loud annoying such-and-such she is.

Oh, and I timed her blocks of silence between inane commentary. She could not go 4 seconds without some new observation. Lemme guess -- your husband/boyfriend seems to somehow spend most of his time in the den watching the game so he doesn't have to listen to you blabber on night after night. MMMMMMMMMM Kay?

Happy Holidays, Miss Loudie.