I am more important than you

Hi.. Hi there... I am more important than you. I am going to shove you out of the way in order to get a seat. Oh and I am also going to walk into the train before people get off. And finally I am going to put my makeup on while we ride. I am VERY well mannered

Some frosting on your commute???

how this girl didn't fall with the cake is TOTALLY beyond me. This was a disaster waiting to happen. I RAN off this train. I didn't want chocolate frosting all over my white capri pants.. what would everyone say when I got to work at Dress Barn???

hold me all night long, mister hunk.

READ MY PANTS

seriously, sometimes this shit just doesn't even need commentary.

BUTT wait there's more!

cutie booties on the el

Fierce

Cutie on the 144

Thanks A.D!

Mercedes from Televion's GLEE .. on the RED LINE!

I AM SCREAMING INTO MY PHONE!

Hunky Monkey

Ever wonder what happend to Annie from 1981?

Papa Smurf is now homeless

Thanks CD

ShirtDress

The Robert Verdi project needs help. Thanks KW!

HUNK

I love me a military man.

Is that CARRIE???

no... it's just a guy in a pink and purple tutu, but I can see how you'd make that mistake.

reader submission

No thanks.. I don't need a seat. THANKS M.E.!!!

Bike to work day. Via the El

not really that interesting, but I always appreciate when people get to use the CTA to take their bikes around town... it's kind of a nice bonus. seriously.

Screaming Mimi

WHY SO LOUD ON YOUR PHONE MISS?

H U N K H U N K H U N K

in kind of a Clark Kent way...

reader submission

Who doesn't love a box of red wine on the red line!!! Thanks RS!!