Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Gross.

This annoying couple clearly just met on eHarmony.com about 2 weeks ago.. they SHOVED onto the most crowded train ever. He was a total mouth breather. She was codependent. They refused to stop touching each other at all times. Instead of hanging onto the wall or the bar, she just hung onto him. I could barely hang on to my lunch.

Just wait until she's still clinging to him about 7 years into the loveless marriage. He will take a second job at the Jiffy Lube. She will make bundt cakes.

3 comments:

Lauren said...

she will make bundt cakes...and gain 50 pounds.

sprinkle4 said...

she will make bundt cakes....and lace them with just enough arsenic so that the police will never suspect.....oh, wait...never mind:)

David said...

Rub me, rub me from behind