Saturday, June 14, 2008

OK, Yes, I know I'm only going away for one short Christian Retreat weekend, but...

BUT I REALLY NEED to bring the following things:
- hot rollers
- "Holy rollers Bible for the 90210 set"
- stretch pants, blue
- stretch pants, black
- stretch pants, purple
- slippers
- robe
- nicorette gum, pepermint (smoking is a SIN)
- GOOD bra/panties in case there is a cute guy at my Christian Retreat
- Checkers
- backgammon
- lemon scented candles
- Jean Nate body splash
- etc. etc. etc.

I mean, REALLY?!?!?! What have you got in your giant backpack that didn't fit into your giant suitcase and totebag????????????????


Lauren said...

All of her Magic the Gathering cards?

Patrick said...

case of peanut butter crackers, case of ho-ho's, rosary, and a two-liter of Mr. pibb.

David said...

She wouldn't have forgotten her Thompson Cross Reference Bible - that f*cker's heavy.