so for halloween...

...I'm going as one of the characters from "Working Girl".... you know... just wear sneakers over my nude hose...

They broke up on the Red Line...

.... because her boots were pure Purple Line...

If I eat on the el platform...

...then none of my sorority sisters need to know that I'm even really eating!

See you at initiation!

HOT DOCTOR ALERT!

McDreamy and McSteamy look out!!!
Here comes Mc_____________???
(reader fill in the blank)

Does this eating disorder make me look fat?

First we'll go thrift store shopping...

...and then we'll go to McDonald's

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Chatty Cathy

This girl is holding her nose because her boyfriend would not shut the F up about how he could never live in Chicago. His attitude STANK!

Too many stairs to get to the el... Too hard to park the car... Blah blah ...

Non stop chatter.

By the end of the ride I was convinced that he was the one with a vagina. Plus we all know how cool you have to be to wear sunglasses underground ...

She can't wait for this tragic Internet date to get back on his Southwest flight back to his douchebag job as a bank manager in Buckhead ..

Look who's back!!!

Twiggy's mom.

Yep, it's hubba hubba hunky tuesday...

Hunky Tuesday...

closer... CLOSER!!!

I can't see.. what is that word???????????????????

I am praying for a better economy, job, girlfriend, etc etc etc....

My Goal is to look exactly like the girl in the ad above my head.

I mean seriously.. doesnt' it look like she totally shops at that store?
I mean seriously? for sure? right? mmmm kay?

Someone Spilled her stupid Dunkin Donuts iced coffee on me

and in retaliation, I post a picture of her FUPA.

RUDE GIRL

Girl with the tacky red bag totally didn't hold the door for the girl who was walking behind her... probably because the door was so heavy... this anorexic long lost Olsen twin didn't have the energy (or manners) until she meandered to Dunkin Donuts.

She didn't have the manners AFTER Dunkin Donuts either, but she got the triple shot no foam skim pumpkin spiced chai latte with cinnamon. It goes so well with coke. And her rain boots.

CAUGHT AGAIN

by this HOT HOT HOT personal trainer.
This look totally says "GOTCHA!"
Oh well..he should be thanking me for not calling him fat or bald or stupid.

Hunky Tuesday - Reader Submission

thanks MM!!!

Reader Submission Goodness

Well Fed Friday

don't hate... it's glandular...

Reader Submission

reader "DM" states..."hey.. it isn't that hard to snap pix after all!!!"
Thanks, DM!!!!

L I T T E R B U G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I will just preface by saying that today is a shitty day all around. The news... the weather... random family drama and other crap... so to add to all of this, I get on the brown line today and this guy unwraps a piece of candy and THROWS THE WRAPPER OUT THE DOOR while we are at the stop. I seriously just did a double take, like "um, did you just do that?" I was speechless?!

Do people have such blatant disregard and disrespect for their surroundings? Did he even realize he did it? Does he throw his trash on the ground at his job or at home?

Today is a "I have waning faith in humanity" day.

Uncool, dude. Really uncool...

Humpday Rumpday

Lookin good there with your nice ass, mister.

Baby Bump Alert!!! Owen Wilson!!!!

Hunky Tuesday

Love the belt....

CTA Celeb Watch! Frances Bean Cobain!!! Red Line!!!

reader submission goodness

from "PP"
"These two lovelies were all methed out on the Irving Park around 9pm last night. I couldn't get a better picture of the dude 'cuz he wouldn't quit moving around but needless to say he's about 3/4 of the way to playing "Skeletor" if they ever cast another life action movie. Also the aroma was wonderful, you could almost see the cloud of funk surrounding them. Ahh, wifebeaters and the beaten wife...prolly common law.

What's a three letter word for well dressed?

H-E-R

I loved this girl's outfit.. her look.. she was totally well put together... I am thinking that Fall is going to be a much better season for CTA Couture. What do you think? Do you have a better fall rotation?

Anyway, I don't hand out the compliments that often.. but this girl looked fantastic.. good shoes and purse too... (can't see them in the pic)

What's a 5 letter word for BAD TASTE

T-A-C-K-Y

G-D is in the (CTA) Details

you're getting sleepy... sleepy.. OK, maybe you're just dead.