Please Stand By

While the festive holiday season is upon us, I have decided to take a little break and I will be back after the first of the year...

No one is reading this sh*t anyway!
:)

Happy Holidays to you and you and you

Love,
Your favorite Red/Brown/Green/Blue/Purple/sometimes Pink line rider.

baby it's cold outside

The Red Line Is Your Runway

WORK IT GIRL!!

somebody farted

but it wasn't me. I swear.

CTA Archtypes: Cell Phone Girl

Hunky Holiday Tuesday

You know who you are, S. S......

I Think I See a Pattern here...

Love and Lasagne

it's a rare treat to see both on the CTA at the same time.

Cheetoes, Fritos...

or cool ranch doritos.
I love someone who goes for those DELICIOUS last salty bits.....

Shoe Trouble

This poor young lady had something stuck in her shoe.. and it's not easy to move when you have a jumbo winter coat on...

She was smart to wear her boots though.. this weather sucks.
BLECH

H to the U to the N to the K to the Y.

hunky tuesday
the best day of the week.
I liked the second guy's hat....

and the first guy was just adorable.
Do I have a beard thing going on these days?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Meet me under the tracks. Brown line. Addison stop.

Incognito on the Red Line

My Burberry Bodyguard

I love that this girl's scarf matches her bodyguard's coat

Houndstooth is the new tweed

Told you, Libby!

Hunky Giant

cutie girl

Twilight is the new "Eat Pray Love"
I like her hat.

Trains are not running...

...cuz I'm on vacation...

Happy Thanksgiving y'allz!

Cutie with "trainers"

Reader submission from someone who used to live across the pond notes that "this cutie wears trainers"
I say I wouldn't mind getting all bangers and mash with him!

ARNOLD HORSHACK SPOTTED ON PURPLE LINE

and he wouldn't stop talking.
Shocker.

Baby, I was born to...

...Kill?

Thanks, SL for this READER SUBMISSION of the worlds worst choice in bus driver tattoos....

They spell classy with a K down there...

Reader submissions from PP in Augusta, GA!
Thanks, PP!
LOVE LOVE LOVE

Goodwill Towards all men. And this woman who clearly shops there.

This is from "MM"

Fake red hair clip - $2
Big white sunglasses - $10
Headband - $.50
Faux fur coat - $15
Skirt - $8
Cork wedges - $6
Looking Goodwill Fabulous? Priceless

Hunky Tuesday: GUIDO Edition

Thanks, LB!!!

Let's do another reader submission week, shall we?

I love the people who put down a napkin or paper towel on the seat before the sit down.. .. It's very Howie Mandel Germaphobe Chic.

ATTENTION PASSENGERS!!! HOT BROWN LINE RIDER ALERT!!

I hope to G-d that this kid has a beard trimmer in this jumbo backpack

sometimes the el is so crowded...

...that you could just kiss the super hot guy who is jammed up against you..

I heart classified data on public transport

11/11 HUNKY TUESDAY BIG N THICK EDITION

I forgot to do Hunky Tuesday last week, so here's a couple cuties that I was squashed up against on the el recently. Not that I'm complaining.

Skirt? Or Gramma's Tablecloth?

CTA CELEBWATCH!

Teri Garr spotted on Red Line!

Hi. I'm Rude. I don't hold the door for you. I'm very busy brushing my hair.

I lean to the left.

Which is why I voted for Obama.
Way to go, Chicago!!!!
:)

I was really sweating that one out for a minute there...

Seventh & Heaven...

Doors open on the LEFT... at Seventh and Heaven.

Gay? Or Polish?

I can't tell the difference sometimes...

so for halloween...

...I'm going as one of the characters from "Working Girl".... you know... just wear sneakers over my nude hose...

They broke up on the Red Line...

.... because her boots were pure Purple Line...

If I eat on the el platform...

...then none of my sorority sisters need to know that I'm even really eating!

See you at initiation!

HOT DOCTOR ALERT!

McDreamy and McSteamy look out!!!
Here comes Mc_____________???
(reader fill in the blank)